Testicle Guest

I was pooping at work for the 2nd time today. As I was doing the deed I noticed an ant crawling along the floor right in front of the toilet. I wadded up some toilet paper and believed to have crushed the ant within. I threw that wad into the toilet on top of some TP and shit. Around 30 seconds later I felt a strange sensation on my right testicle. It was my good friend bathroom ant #4 exploring new territory. I'm pretty sure that this was a once in a lifetime experience, kind of like having someone throw up on your penis. I'm pretty sure something else great is in the cards for me today...