Friday, May 23, 2008

Dumb Asian Slur

When I was getting on the plane to go to St. Maarten there were a bunch of AUC students in line behind me. Since the line wasn't moving they started talking about construction. The Asian one started talking about what her dad called a "curiosity stop" when people would stop to look at an accident. The the white male (I'm trying to paint a picture) said "Oh, sort of like rubbernecking", the brown girl said "what is rubbernecking" even though the definition was already explained. The Asian then said "isn't that when cars are bumper to bumper and they are rubbing necks?" The white guy said "no, it's when people on the other side of the road slow down to look at an accident." The Asian then said "Oh, and you are turning around and your neck rubs on your shoulder." At this point I blacked out.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Monday, May 5, 2008

Fuck you, Aquaman.

Hey Rick,

It was great having you back in town. I hope you enjoyed your visit. I am really looking forward to our trip to St. Martin in June! Good luck with the next round of classes.

Cheers,
Den

Thursday, May 1, 2008

This is my house. Entry please!!


Dzjenkuye. This week I moving to a new place!!! It not close to Jewtown, but it is near to street of people who make Looleeloo called Allen's-town. Naughty naughty!

"Very NICE! Very nice room- I will not move to a smaller room!"

I moving my cousine's things to my new department. Great Success!! I throw pillows out of third story window. Jak shemash. I find more.




This my cousin pussy cat. Be careful. He bite. He have infection in his eye. His name Switter, but I call him pussyman. HAHAHA- I joke.




This my cousins. She break her cage! Wowawiwa!!!!

Sexy Time!!